Bobby from the Hundreds came over to the store yesterday to talk shop. I really only met him a couple times, so this is my first real conversation with him. I found out a few things about Bobby Digital:
1. He’s married. (WTF. That’s soooo not street.)
2. We’re somehow related through distant crossbreeding.
3. Ben’s NOT related.
4. He kept asking me which Michael Bolton song was my favorite. I, of course, tell him that I celebrate the guy’s entire catalog.
5. He struts around in his bathrobe with lipstick on and tells girls in holes:
“It rubs the lotion on its skin then it places it in the basket, or else it gets the hose.”

OK- so the last two may or may not be true. My life becomes a blur after a while.